Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
god damnit laughed really way too hard at this one
when someone’s college alternative and they’re going to be normie again at like 25/26. its like cool black lipstick, blonde girls, bet you wouldn’t wear that around your vanilla ass parents.
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
I can’t shake this right now
A man who was fed up with his girlfriend’s incessant Christmas shopping responded to her request for one more look around a mall shoe store by leaping seven floors to his death.
The 38-year-old, identified as Tao Hsiao, had been shopping with his girlfriend at the Golden Eagle International Shopping Center in Xuzhou, China, when she asked to check out one last shoe store.
Shop till he drops
he seriously took one for the team so hard. like this will be used by people who want to leave the mall as leverage forever. and never ever forgotten by selfish shoppers.