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mitchesforbitches:

This me. Reblog abd follow me if u like: jesus, fast food, freedom, sobriety, intoxication or state fairs.

For real tho if u dont have time to like or reblog this, get away from me and everone 🔫🔫

<3 mermitch

baptisms:

bummerrat:

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kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

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the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it

The phrase “beta orbiters” is making me grind my teeth.

amy schumer is a national treasure

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acrocalypse:

dream date:

take me to the mall

give me $2000 

leave

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shhh i spent $100 at the bar last night. 

shhh im going to puke at work today.

policymic:

Watch: Betty Who is the biggest pop star you’ve probably never heard of … but you will

Betty Who’s rise to stardom is the sort of fame reserved only for the biggest stars of the 21st century.

When the Australian singer’s new EP came out this week, it immediately rose to the top 10 on the iTunes pop charts. But as of now, most people you ask won’t have heard of her. Last week, she was featured on Billboard playing her new single, but a year ago, she was like most other 21-year-old musicians. Next week’s issue of TIME will include a major story about how famous she’s become. In one month, she’ll actually be that famous. In two months, everybody will know her name.

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thas a good ass song tho

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